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Chris Esplin

@chrisesplin

Co-Founded calligraphy.org with @melissapher; @Ch_JesusChrist; Executive Costco Member

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linkhttps://calendar.app.google/KEEqmRNPficqavZR8 calendar_today07-09-2008 19:30:44

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ALWAYS hike with a belt-fed 50cal at a minimum. 2x fully-auto uzis can work in a pinch, but you'll need a few mag changes, so train one-handed manipulation.

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If you cannot get Next running on your own servers, that is a skill issue. Read the instructions. Try again. You'll figure it out. I currently have Next apps running on Cloudflare, Fly, Render and even Firebase Hosting, but nothing on Vercel. It all works. Ignore the FUD.

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My house cost 3.5x my salary in 2012. It's currently valued at 3.5x my salary. 13 years. 3x salary. Exact same affordability. What a mess for first-time buyers.

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My son's special ed program pairs the kids with peer tutors who help out during the day. One of his peer tutors (a 14yo boy) has been inviting my son to hang out with his normal ed friends this summer, and it's one of the sweetest things I've witnessed.

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Give a 14yo boy a ride in a Cybertruck. My son Felix screamed when my neighbor rolled up and invited him in. Kids love Cybertrucks.

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I caught a very similar accident on my dash cam a few weeks back. This dude got off light by comparison. youtu.be/ePTjVe0__5E

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Retinitis Pigmentosa results in blindness around age 30-40. Felix is halfway there. He can still cheat. The school system is teaching him to use a cane and read braille in anticipation. The blind community is awesome. They've taken him in even though he still has >50% vision.

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Drive to Costco. Purchase 3 hot dogs per person/day. Possibly substitute hamburgers at a slightly lower ratio. Muffins for breakfast. Don't forget the buns, condiments, and plasticware. Stock up on Gatorade, chips, and some apples/bananas.

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When the T-Rex Arms fiasco went down a few weeks ago, it was obvious that Lucas had either been horribly wronged or was insufferable to work with.