Breaking: The Kansas City Chiefs managed to find 50 uncounted points at 4am. They’ve been named Super Bowl LV champs. In other news Tom Brady has been banned from Twitter.

BREAKING: House Democrats have introduced a resolution to abolish the electoral college. Our country is literally being destroyed from within.

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Europeans practiced slavery and conquest so we can’t have Columbus Day anymore. Instead we should celebrate Indigenous People, who practiced an even more ruthless form of slavery and conquest.

Rittenhouse better sue every person and media outlet making false and slanderous things about him

I’m racist against white condiments. Ranch, sour cream, cream cheese, etc. It’s all overrated at best. Ranch is so bad that’s it’s actually disturbing.

Men can't be women, and women can't be men. Trump won.

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Jack Posobiec had a Freudian slip on Ben Shapiro show Michael Knowles referring to the DOJ as DOG.

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*quietly confirms* *died suddenly*

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Lots of theories about these UFOs but I'm curious about your theories. What do you think they are?

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Shame on Toronto Blue Jays for making Anthony Bass apologise. There's no room in the MLB for this kind of violation of basic human rights to make his opinion public.

Joe Biden is the most corrupt creature to ever walk into the Oval Office. There’s not even a close second. Only a corrupt AG is keeping him out of handcuffs.

Is KORG US just done making high-end keyboards? Or are they just taking forever to come out with a replacement line for the Kronos?

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