Last night we were drunk and saying this horse looks like AJ

LMAOOOO

watched a tiktok about how servers in paris are asking american tourists to leave 20% tips and OH HO HO how les tables have fucking turned

me at 3am after realizing i need to lock in

me ‘not letting it get to me’

This how i found out how much abortions cost without insurance

I wish I was joking but this is deadass a key plot point in Ridley Scott’s Prometheus

“This is going to ruin the tour,” I whisper when my PTO request gets denied

trying to be entertaining so she doesn’t take her 3pm six hour nap

If you play ukulele just play the guitar

Indie sleaze parties used to just be called hanging out at my house

I’m so sick of genre fads in the local music scene. It’s similar to how people are afraid to form an original thought. I hear what you’re saying but the problem is I’ve heard it many times before.