Me in my new Swatch AP Skeleton

What color AP y’all getting when they drop?

flexin the swatch AP at every stoplight

If AP call it an AP, imma call it an AP.

I can’t wait to hear my suitcase rolling through the airport 😩

you’d have to grab me by the back of my neck like a pit to get me off this pan

Seeing men justify Ugo being a cheat simply because he was providing for her says a lot.

If it ain’t a AP, why it say AP on it then? Since you got your degree and you know every fuckin thing …

You are barely surviving and you are talking about prenup. Please mahn 😅

I like as everyone dey celebrate his divorce with him but if na woman dey celebrate divorce, una blood go dey evaporate.

The biggest mistake you can make in this life is getting divorced because your wife cheated on you, what happened to praying for her?

“She signed prenup” Ontop your ikorodu land😂😂😂😂

“They deported her” For this Uk? Is that how quick it is? “she’s in her fathers house in Lagos” 😂😂😂😂 No wonder Tinubu won

apple music would be goated if they didn't delete ur entire library if u dont pay that bill 😭✌🏾 like oh hell naw

It’s actually insane that people used to casually receive a giant book with everyone’s home address and phone number in it. 😭

I’m the only person who doesn’t like when apps try to allow contacts? 😭 I be pressing “don’t allow” with a quickness

As you’re enjoying Twitter rn, someone somewhere is bookmarking heaps of your posts to use against you on the day of reckoning 😂😂😂😂

y'all aren't getting $6 margs at Chili's and it shows.

💃🏽💃🏽

It’s 2:21am and I can’t sleep 😒, I don’t want to take sleeping pills because I have to be up in 5 hours 🥲