This is what happens when you jail someone for having a different view to yours... you have to start being careful what you say and wondering if you like porridge!

Most men find the two weeks plenty...the fact they tell their partner how much of a shame it is they have to go back to work, is neither here nor there. You only have to watch them skipping to the car 😂😂

So 18 year old Zachariah Boulares steals a Rolex and threatens to behead Aled Jones with a 20" machete gets 22 months. But put a tweet out, and you get 31 months. Please, someone make it make sense! #LucyConnolly

The most honest Keir Starmer has been

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Not the whole case...in one hour? 😱

Having given this some thought. Death would be the easy option for some. It would also be the easy option for the justice system in the UK if you sent a naughty tweet. So all things considered, it's a no from me.... which I'm fully aware is the government's tactic

Rachel Reeves looks like I do every time she has another hair brained idea that's going to cost me money, so that some other lazy, feckless tosser can sit at home watching tv all day long! 😭 #PMQs These people are supposed to be the answer to years of Tories, give me strength!

If you want to live on a street of people who pay fuck all whilst they are paying a mortgage on a house that will depreciate. I'm sure they'll think they're living the dream. Home ownership at all costs...

Lucy Connolly is becoming clearer. Keir Starmer doesn't like women........ 😉 #arson #LucyConnolly #rachelreeves #LordAli #Ukrainianmodels

If Rachel Reeves has "personal problems" and had them prior to PMQs, she should have excused herself to deal with it. Not sit there crying, trying to be the martyr. She has made women look like they are not fit for tough jobs. She knows firsthand how ruthless politics is

I'm as far from fragile as you can get. And I have no problem with emotions... but not at work. Get a grip

I agree.

No one wants the hideous old bint...not even Corbyn. She really is that bad! 😂

The new leader of the Gaza Gang...or as I like to call them, the GaGa Party 🤡 🤡

I'll sleep better tonight knowing that 🙄

The Fruit and Nut party. With that pair, the country can only go one way!

Have the French started to realise that if they stop the boats coming here, they'll stop the migrants going to France.... #hereshoping

As much as i think Live Aid was a fantastic thing to do. And as much as i admire Bob Geldolf raising Tiger Lily as his own... he really is insufferable #liveaidat40