Perfect timing coincidence

Son: I had sex for the first time today. Dad: how does that feel? Son: so good, my butt hurts. Dad:

9-5 workers as soon as it hits 6-7pm on sunday evening

Don’t let big studios convince you there’s no money left for marketing

Tonight’s dinner has food

#euphoria

seeing a pothole at the last second

Girls who made only $125 last month on OF watching Euphoria

Just realizing the Evil Dead 2013 remake is a rare movie where the main character is the final girl, the first victim, and the villain 🩸

Why do they all act the same?😳😭

The ‘Friday The 13th’ prequel series starring Linda Cardellini as Pamela Voorhees premieres on October 15th. The series is titled ‘Crystal Lake.’

Brother. Who is we? Everybody over 18 knows who Laurence Fishburne is.

Niggas down 0-3 and he’s out here chain shopping

Michael Jackson had mfs fainting on sight when he took his glasses off. Nobody even comes close to him.

when kat’s lore was her drinking 50 pina colada’s and getting fat

The survivor after the end of a horror movie:

She just threatened 89% of politicians

THREE EARLY THREES FOR HARDEN

Harden at the half: 15 PTS 6 AST 3 STOCKS 71% TS In just 18 minutes of play.

Donovan Mitchell in the 2nd half: 39 points 71% FG Different…