payday was yesterday and i already spent half my paycheck. Shoutout to #financialirresponsibility

Don’t give niggas the benefit of the doubt. Doubt the benefit of niggas FRFR

me trying to decide if I should sleep or not cause I love sleeping but I love my free time at night even more

that awkward hour before you have plans

grey’s anatomy 😭

“I hate this job” *gets paid*

My car was on E so I put $20 in now it’s on E+

you forgot to show the part where i wanna kill myself for two days

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

having to experience the Doomsday trailer via twitter descriptions

How all these Avengers Doomsday trailer descriptions sound to me

seeing something is coming out in 2028 and thinking that’s 8 years away

If u in a dick eating competition and ur competitor is dj akademiks just kill yourself

Life when you've got time to rot in bed all day with your phone

telling your parents about your problems is like adding to your problems

when the dream was so good but you woke up before you got to the good part so you just use your imagination to finish it

Running out of deodorant, skin care, and pads at the same time

9-5 workers as soon as it hits 6-7pm on sunday evening