what it’s like living with me

going through a bacon phase, with a specific caveat: bacon ON stuff is disgusting, the topping of the devil himself. but bacon by itself? divine

i always hated the show bar rescue. like what do you mean you need to fix the shitty dive bar that over pours its drinks and the bartender gets drunk every shift? that place is beautiful already

as someone in maricopa county ... yeah

just dropped a new shirt design in my shop, pretty proud of this one. tell all your chappell roan fans and metalhead friends redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Chap…

when you’re 35 with an 18 year old sister who is cool as fuck

hello it’s my birthday, i made it another year, if you’d like to congratulate me my venmo is medusa

my boy may not have won but god damn did he make me proud 🥹

Did anyone ever say gustav that’s enough leafs

reduced visiting hours made possible by doge 🥰 #ElonMusk

FINVAVO

We’re excited to be part of the Kesha x Spot #TailsOutShelterContest & we need your help! Vote for HALO to help us win a special in-person adoption event sponsored by Spot Pet Insurance & supported by Kesha herself! Vote now thru July 20th kesha.spotpet.com Please share!

could we pleeeease get some help with our wishlist? especially with kitten food, we're going through it so fast! these little freeloaders and all their friends would really appreciate it!!! amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…

The highest drafted player in Saginaw Spirit history 🦈

i guess you could say that today was a……… turning point