For the first time in U.S. history, more women over 40 are giving birth than teenagers.

Lost my best friend last night. Thank you all for the love you’ve shown him over the years. Roscoe forever.

🎶 Take a look, it’s in a book 🎶 After nearly 20 years… Reading Rainbow is returning to motivate, help, and encourage kids to become avid readers with new episodes, new friends, new projects, and of course… new books! Make sure to follow the rainbow 📚🌈✨ #FollowTheRainbow

Rest in peace, Jane Goodall. You taught us that kindness is a form of strength and that respect for life in all its forms is the truest measure of humanity. You will be dearly missed. 💔

Thank you for paving the way for so many other women in science ❤️ May you rest in peace.

Oh my God it’s me, this is why I will never be happy.

Do not ever let another person choose motherhood for you.

As someone who fosters rescue dogs, this moment is so special 🥰

Those are rookie numbers, try 15 consecutive years

Count the rescue pups that have taken over my bed and paid zero rent

Them: how’s the tenure track going? Me:

I like to think to think I'm a forgiving person. Then I remember my 4th-grade teacher never returned my Magic School Bus™️ book and understand what I am capable of.

Introducing the only @f1 driver to reach 5000 career points!🔥 Take a bow @lewishamilton!

Breaking News: Zohran Mamdani, a 34-year-old state lawmaker from Queens, will be the 111th mayor of New York. He will be the first Muslim to ever lead the city, as well as its first South Asian mayor and the youngest mayor in more than a century. nyti.ms/4qK137J

BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide. apnews.com/article/suprem…

How do I get ahold of Tina Fey about a comedy on megachurches and their “internships”, she is the only person who can make this happen

I think a lot about my failures as a prof. A student came to my office and asked for campus counseling resources. I’ve mentioned my therapist in class so the student felt like I was “real”. It’s small, but I’m honored a student found me safe. We are more than our teaching.

Thought fostering so many dogs had toughened me up, but here I am crying about saying goodbye tomorrow Happy trails, sweet babes ❤️