everyday I ask myself are people dumb or do I just get irritated easily lol

my phone updated last night and now apple car play refuses to play music. yay

Happy Friday Jr.

clear skin!!!!!!!

last night we had dinner at rotolos. cheyenne and i were working on the crossword puzzle on the kids menu. one question was “what’s your favorite restaurant?” the answer is supposed to be rotolos. sis said, and loud too, OUUUUU WALKONS!!!! 🤣

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Don’t tell me, Zelle me

Not me tossing a ferrero Rocher in the air like its popcorn and it busting me in my bottom lip hard like a mf & cee just fuckin laughs at me. Aht that’s it in returning all her presents

forreal…

im on side of maserati that’s rolling on a flat and homegirl wont even look at me. like im not fan girling over your car, im trying to help you. shit i would’ve even put the air in it for you or changed it but go head sis. ride on that rim.

mine 😅

Y’all for real out here making fun of peoples bodies???😴🥴 boooooo

not me spending 27 full years of my life thinking someone on a zero turn lawnmower cuts the grass on side of the roads/medians when it’s actually an attachment that goes on a dang tractor. wow. this makes so much more sense.

I’ve never missed ANYTHING like how I’ve missed Wing Fingers

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i got drunk Friday night for the first time in almost 3 years and WHEW i’m not doing that again. I’m JUST starting to feel better 🫠

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Feel free to push me in front of a bus

cheating really ISN’T the move. that’s the tweet

EVERY SINGLE TIME