Forever having uneven yorkies because of ‘Do you need me to test one to check they’re ok’ 🙄

I forget how good doing nothing is 💆🏽‍♀️

I’ve just put mini marshmallows and Nutella in my porridge, can we tell I watched Elf last night ✨

This is definitely the start of fuck it it’s Christmas

Whoever says wrapping presents is fun is lying. You clearly haven’t bought enough 💁🏽‍♀️

Next year I’m wrapping in November to not ruin my Christmas vibe

Crying at Gavin n Stacey’s Christmas Special whilst Al naps is 100% how I knew my Christmas Day would turn out. Truth be told I loves it 🎄❤️

Took longer to take decs down than to put up. WHAT is this about 😭

It’s Jan 1st and I’ve already started with the classic “I’ll start Monday”

Had the longest time off from work in my adult life and I’ve never done so little. Doing nothing is wonderful💆🏽‍♀️🎄✨

Laptop is taking longer than usual to cooperate this AM, this isn’t helping my positive vibe to get through today

I’ve just portioned controlled Doritos for the first time in my life. Isn’t January hard 🙄😭😂

Blue Monday feels are in full swing ❌

Marking this weekends cork as ‘COVID’ for the memory jar. Still not over it, we’ve gone nearly 2 bloody years 🙄🦠

Fed up of feeling 🤯 EVERY single day

Chocolate orange cheese has made my Easter 🐰😍

Just had a cuppa in a cappuccino glass and I think this could be the new way tbh ☕️🫖

Converse are a death wish

Anyone interested in 2X Weekend #tramlines tickets? Full weekend tickets £250 FOR BOTH (sold together won’t sell separately)

The thought of drying my hair is making me feel uncomfortable