it’s cinco de mayo pls send me $50000 dollars for being mexican

no one has thanked me for being Mexican today

I feel so mean for this but I genuinely cant feel joy for anyone below 25 who is married like i would kill myself

These MFs eat ANYTHING

Bean day 🥰

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

Europeans been spreading disease for 1000+ years man

whoever dating my evil ex rn please cheat #ibegyou #cheatday

The new American dream is to leave

i have not seen one marriage in my life that hasn't been dependent on the woman giving up her ambitions, hopes, and dreams. all to simply carry the babies of a man who neither respects her or other women. but if you point this out, suddenly you're evil

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

gas is $5 i am not coming to just cuddle

I’m not arguing baby I’m telling you

none of my past boyfriends look the same #notype #reallover #badbitchesistheonlythingthatilike

i don’t have a good grip on life because all the grip went to my pussy

when i call a ngga phone i should never hear fun in the background

Happy Mother’s Day to this diva!