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Captain Spandex

@captnspandex

Spandex & superhero fetishist; BDSM switch; muscle junkie & growth lover. NSFW superhero, pup & gym gear. Pup Krypto is devoted Dog to Wolf @AharonVanyelAsh

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I haven't ordered any real new gear in over a year... so it was about time. It'll be a while before it shows up but I'm excited for it. Spandex, of course... any guesses?

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A little Captain down-time. The comic is Booster Gold. The bedroom wall is actually what it looks like. And the stuffed wolf on my head is named Musky, because we are both stinkpigs. It's a quiet night... but at least my tits are out? #wholesomeKinkster #SpandexPervertAtRest

A little Captain down-time. The comic is Booster Gold. The bedroom wall is actually what it looks like. And the stuffed wolf on my head is named Musky, because we are both stinkpigs. It's a quiet night... but at least my tits are out? #wholesomeKinkster #SpandexPervertAtRest
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My best Duane-The-Rock-Johnson face. Also low-key loving how see-thru the singlet is. Also regret not color-coordinating my jock. Bad gay. Bad.

My best Duane-The-Rock-Johnson face. Also low-key loving how see-thru the singlet is. Also regret not color-coordinating my jock. Bad gay. Bad.
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The porch pirates who stole my FedEx package are gonna be really confused when they find a one-piece spandex hero suit inside it. Ugh.

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In case anyone else wants to call me on this: I have no reason to feel shame or to justify fully-clothed wet spandex and bondage exhibitionism in public - in the gay village - on Pride because "the children." It's not up for discussion, and I'll do it again.

In case anyone else wants to call me on this: I have no reason to feel shame or to justify fully-clothed wet spandex and bondage exhibitionism in public - in the gay village - on Pride because "the children." It's not up for discussion, and I'll do it again.
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I'm falling in love with Booster Gold as a character - I think I've read every issue now - so this had to happen. Dicks out for the blue and gold!

I'm falling in love with Booster Gold as a character - I think I've read every issue now - so this had to happen. Dicks out for the blue and gold!
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Wolf and I took a quick cheap trip to Montreal (and Stereo for Danny Tanaglia) since we aren't able to afford a trip to CLAW. l'm holding my invisible morpher all wrong. Don't judge me: I am le tired and can't remember the last time I left a nightclub at noon the next day...

Wolf and I took a quick cheap trip to Montreal (and Stereo for Danny Tanaglia) since we aren't able to afford a trip to CLAW. l'm holding my invisible morpher all wrong. Don't judge me: I am le tired and can't remember the last time I left a nightclub at noon the next day...
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The straight bros don't know what to make of this new gymwear and I love that for them. Wolf calls it my figure skating suit. Works for me!

The straight bros don't know what to make of this new gymwear and I love that for them. Wolf calls it my figure skating suit. Works for me!