“Yap” will not age well. I am sorry. It is like doggo and chonk. Sorry for being negative

This is easily top 10 tweets of all time for me personally.

Blinkit is truly a revolution

The time jump from 2019 to 2025 feels unnatural

“The die is cast” in Latin. These fucking losers man. The poetic gravitas of getting knocked up by the great Reddit King.

I LIVED IT: I Protected My Peace and Now I'm Bored: ow.ly/3t3w50V0JN9

This website is the crowning jewel of our civilization.

I agree obviously gay sex is incredible but I am unfortunately straight so I am doomed to have sex with women. It’s not what I want this is just how God made me

this is honestly so embarrassing

You can see why medieval courts had eunuchs running around under the protection of the king. They can be useful by redirecting court gossip and maintaining the dignity of the king by attacking his internal (but sensitive) allies

ozempic is taking away our fat icons💔