Oppenheimer fans won’t want to miss the latest installment in the “Movies for Grownups” Cinematic Universe!!

This has been a subject of debate with some friends but I am adamant Spider-Man would never get high, because Peter Parker knows in his heart that the exact moment he did is when the Sinister Six Hundred and Sixty Six would attack. He's definitely right.

Tener perro significa encontrarte de repente balbuceando "pequeño tirano peludo que huele a cheetos" mientras contestas correos con una mano, porque la otra está ocupada acariciándolo.

Éste es el chiste con el que deberiamos cerrar twitter, ya, bye

LOL Apple promoviendo el cambio a USB-C del iPhone como si fuera una gran idea 100% suya y no literal obligación legal por presión de la Unión Europea

Cleo Abram es mi nuevo crush parasocial, no la critiquen frente a mi.

In other news, Paramount presents exciting new writer-free content, HEY, IT'S STAR TREK BUT THE PICTURE IS UPSIDE-DOWN

Just found out they give live fish CT scans by placing them on a wet sponge and I can’t stop thinking about it

HUYANG WAS GIVEN TO THE JEDI BY THE DOCTOR?!?! From "Brotherhood" by Mike Chen

Samsung en Corea es todo, tienen tarjetas de crédito, seguros de vida, y mil madres más aparte de tecnología y Mercado Libre está que vuela por volverse eso aquí. Ya viene en camino mi tarjeta de crédito con ellos y ahora estoy viendo una pelicula en Mercado Play (?)

Los hermanos Green son de las unicas luces puras y hermosas que quedan en el interné

Se siente raro no estar constantemente estresado en el trabajo, casi hasta extraño el peso extra sobre los hombros del maligno chango de la ansiedad que ahí vivía. Casi.

On this day in 1985, Japanese baseball fans celebrated a win by throwing a Colonel Sanders statue in the river. Then, the team had an 18-year-long losing streak.

One of my favourite dictionary facts: the verb ‘go’ has always lacked a past tense based on itself. So we opted for the past tense of ‘wend’, as in ‘to wend one’s way’. Which means that instead of ‘I goed’, we say ‘I went’.

This is a joke that very easily should have gotten old and been beaten into the ground by now but it makes me laugh every single time

2023

just foaming at the mouth to be oppressed. standing in front of the oppression store, nose smushed on the window, fogging up the glass

I need someone from the team to DM me if this stuff was all written or if you folks put improv performers in the booth with each other for these moments. Either is impressive. The latter doubly so from a pipeline and approvals perspective.

I still think about how Matthew Perry was such a big fan of Fallout 3 that he talked about it on TV so they gave him one of the best roles in New Vegas

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