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Calleja Lo Explica Todo

@calleja

My brain uses Friends like a screensaver.

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calendar_today11-03-2008 20:41:39

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David Mann (@davidmann95) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This has been a subject of debate with some friends but I am adamant Spider-Man would never get high, because Peter Parker knows in his heart that the exact moment he did is when the Sinister Six Hundred and Sixty Six would attack. He's definitely right.

Calleja Lo Explica Todo (@calleja) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Tener perro significa encontrarte de repente balbuceando "pequeño tirano peludo que huele a cheetos" mientras contestas correos con una mano, porque la otra está ocupada acariciándolo.

Calleja Lo Explica Todo (@calleja) 's Twitter Profile Photo

LOL Apple promoviendo el cambio a USB-C del iPhone como si fuera una gran idea 100% suya y no literal obligación legal por presión de la Unión Europea

Calleja Lo Explica Todo (@calleja) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Samsung en Corea es todo, tienen tarjetas de crédito, seguros de vida, y mil madres más aparte de tecnología y Mercado Libre está que vuela por volverse eso aquí. Ya viene en camino mi tarjeta de crédito con ellos y ahora estoy viendo una pelicula en Mercado Play (?)

Calleja Lo Explica Todo (@calleja) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Se siente raro no estar constantemente estresado en el trabajo, casi hasta extraño el peso extra sobre los hombros del maligno chango de la ansiedad que ahí vivía. Casi.

depths of wikipedia! (@depthsofwiki) 's Twitter Profile Photo

On this day in 1985, Japanese baseball fans celebrated a win by throwing a Colonel Sanders statue in the river. Then, the team had an 18-year-long losing streak.

On this day in 1985, Japanese baseball fans celebrated a win by throwing a Colonel Sanders statue in the river. Then, the team had an 18-year-long losing streak.
Susie Dent (@susie_dent) 's Twitter Profile Photo

One of my favourite dictionary facts: the verb ‘go’ has always lacked a past tense based on itself. So we opted for the past tense of ‘wend’, as in ‘to wend one’s way’. Which means that instead of ‘I goed’, we say ‘I went’.

caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) 's Twitter Profile Photo

just foaming at the mouth to be oppressed. standing in front of the oppression store, nose smushed on the window, fogging up the glass

Mike Bithell (@mikebithell) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I need someone from the team to DM me if this stuff was all written or if you folks put improv performers in the booth with each other for these moments. Either is impressive. The latter doubly so from a pipeline and approvals perspective.

Mike Drucker (@mikedrucker) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I still think about how Matthew Perry was such a big fan of Fallout 3 that he talked about it on TV so they gave him one of the best roles in New Vegas

I still think about how Matthew Perry was such a big fan of Fallout 3 that he talked about it on TV so they gave him one of the best roles in New Vegas