"It's just a song"

i swear every few years people rediscover this video and its a nightmare for me every time bc i start saying "jeel-eye beel-eye" like ive been fucking possessed

Man I love Oblivion

morning mantra

girl dads are simultaneously the biggest misandrists and biggest misogynists ever

Just wait until she finds out what a sink is

Mouthwashing

you’re paying $98 for leggings bc you’re gullible and vapid, not bc of fat people hope this helps

I want to use bsky tbh but no one's active there and i need to shout my opinions at yall or else ill DIE.

Hajime Sorayama, 1984

ask if he's single

It’s increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in the media ecosystem; she’d have extracted all entertainment value from the Hawk Tuah girl in a 3-minute segment and banished her back to anonymity, maintaining ecological balance

gonna start stepping away from this shit hole app so be sure to follow me on the better website bsky.app/profile/cake-s…

Good morning

already feeling like im in a better place now that ive been using bsky more. goodbye twitter.