happy birthday kirsten dunst it is required legally for me to post this

Dudes rock moment

mr. monopoly after sending me to jail

im so proud and glad that people are recognizing the incredible work josie did on 'unreformed.' now a peabody nom!!

I’m the girl!!

[ getting mad at my friend who’s a crane operator ] you would have nothing to do if everything was already where it needed to be. you could only thrive in a world of disorder.

My sister told her lil friend to bring “some bubbles” to pregame before an opera and this GROWN man brought literal bubbles.

the state of product recommendations, in two parts

if you feel like crying this morning, read this. what a special soul and what a loss. beautifully written. nytimes.com/2024/04/16/nyr…

The California DOJ has decided not to file criminal charges against the LAPD officer who shot and killed a 14-y-o girl hiding in a fitting room.

Valentina Orellana Peralta died when officer William Jones fired on a suspect holding a bike lock that he said he thought was a gun.

Indiana prisons charge $33 for an 8-inch fan. A similar one sells online for $23 at Lowe’s. In Georgia, where prison labor is unpaid, a 10-inch electric fan is marked up more than 25% to $32. In 2023, the Texas state & commissary vendor raised the price of water inside by 50%.

MTV ads featuring Missy Elliott and Busta Rhymes (1998)

One of my favorite old Conan bits was when they'd let their show's graphic designer come out in a recliner and awkwardly rant about something extremely nerdy for two straight minutes.

The non-fiction series about professional polo America has been screaming for!?!!!!!?! sick

I am reminded of when my little brother was 5 years old and we let him order for himself at Subway. They asked what type of cheese (Swiss, provolone, American?) and he replied African American cheese.

Hey there, handsome guy. WBZ NewsRadio

There’s a local anti-alcohol charity that tries to shame people into not drinking, using really funny anecdotes that you should be proud of.

Liberace’s Fabergé suit was worn at the 1978 Radio City Music Hall Easter show, which featured Liberace hatching from a giant Fabergé egg! #frockingFabulous by Michael Travis.

This is one of THE reasons why people voluntarily migrate; because one person can lift an entire family out of extreme poverty. By coming here, his family in Honduras could run a small business and his 12 nieces and nephews could go to school instead of work.

QEPD Maynor.