Apparently over stimming is my vibe.

Now that it's spooky season, I'd like to apologise to all pumpkins for the incredibly disappointing railing that's coming your way.

Everybody, meet Biscuit!

Rest in peace my sweet sweet girl. At least you're running with fin again. Go be the sassy queen you always were with him.

Fr fr

you will reach the goal you've been working so hard for, aries.

I mean... they tried?

Me to me when I get sad

Thank you twitter for once again search suggestion banning me, for me lovingly calling my girlfriend a fag. Mad

On today's episode of how fucked up is fucked up. Thats fucked up.

I can't believe my absolutely vanilla of an ex just seriously just attacked me with this.

🎵Heeey mum, why didn't you tell meeee🎵

Me: would you still love me if I was a snail? @She_Is_Kaos Yes, I'd keep you in a little container.......and then feed you to your lizard...

Everyday my patience runs thinner with customers whom seem to think they know everything and then blame me for selling the wrong thing when they asked for that specific part.

When you're fiancè knows exactly how to excite the autism to cheer you up 💖💖 @She_Is_Kaos

Ever busted a nut so hard your fiancès wife offered you painkillers? That's how it feels to chew 5 gum.

Puppygirl beer! Puppygirl beer!

I would like enough ketamine to make the possibility of permanently perceiving reality absolute 0