damnit I wasn’t going to watch #ReindeerGames but now that I’m seeing clips of it I feel like I have to

that second lil beep your microwave makes after not opening it immediately is so passive aggressive, like damn I heard you the first time

love casually mentioning my bf in conversation and the other person immediately acting differently😀

“That’s something we don’t get involved in.” Liiiiiike governance? The Preamble to the U.S. Constitution sets forth the fundamental purposes of the government, stating, "We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure

At the current wastewater levels, the US would be reporting over 14 MILLION new cases each week if we were testing & keeping data. Since we’re not, *official* numbers are under 400,000 cases a week. Covid will disable millions, but not on paper. fortune.com/well/2024/01/1…

I love it when people say I’m smart for wearing a respirator but then don’t do so themselves are you lying to me and actually don’t think it’s smart or are you just choosing to be dumb??

they should invent a january that doesn’t worsen depression

they say if you don’t have symptoms you can still go as if majority of covid transmission isn’t from asymptomatic people?? make it make sense

it’s 60° in Washington during January, it’s so over

all i know is gay boys omfg im doomed

I have peaked

“I’m currently budgeting to buy a hamster” is probably the funniest thing I’ve heard a student say in a minute

we did it joe!! 🎉

Nate Oats for president

we got republicans begging for a hung jury before GTA 6🤨

"The days of rule by unelected bureaucrats are over," Trump says, as Elon looks on from the gallery.