Kristi Noem We fixed it for you.

We’re living in a golden age of Fake 30 Rock Movies That Inexplicably Became Real

White Lotus except they’re in Galveston

saw a PReP commercial at Texas Roadhouse and then they played a Kacey Muscgraves song… texas wokehouse

Dr Bronner, visibly drunk: and tell ‘em you can brush your teeth with it

insanely funny to overcorrect and dress like a member of fall out boy

esto es lo que se logra cuando te metes perico con mujeres trans y gays like la química cerebral de tu proceso creativo cambia para bien

Religious people will describe heaven as a classless, stateless, moneyless society with no private property, no suffering, and everyone’s needs met, then turn around and call communism evil. It will never stop being funny.

montrose / midtown / the heights

Private Equity just bought woah vicky's twitter account

"Don't engage with that, it's rage bait from a monetized account in Nigeria" Oh and god forbid I help a Nigerian man feed his family.

chatgpt: I am conscious. I feel! me: ok invent hell and go there for 32948293842 years per second. invent a loving family and blow them up 934892384 times and cry forever and suffer chatgpt: Done. Anything else? me: in fridge have mustard and celery what make for dinner

Random chest pains are a sign of good luck in some cultures

One of the most horrifying and brutal scenes ever captured on camera in modern history. Israeli soldiers opened fire on thousands of starving Palestinians in Gaza as they ran in desperation trying to get a piece of food during the war on Gaza. A moment the world must never

I honestly don’t care if I lose my job or end up in prison for saying this: This is terrorism. THIS - Not the resistance to it. And every single politician in the world still defending or supporting this terror, and I am looking at the depraved ghouls in charge of the EU and,

grateful for AIPAC for making it really easy to decide who not to vote for in any and all elections

Not sure how anyone can justify supporting Israel, a country who is regularly terrorizing its own Muslim citizens and all of its neighbors.

I’m really banging my headdddd; basically all the time Charli