If washing your hands keeps you safe during this, Lasy MacBeth would be 100% immune. #Coronavirus #Shakespeare #EverybodyPanic

Getting to a point where everyone has to start getting more creative with their Coronavirus takes because Everything has already been Covid. #CoronavirusPandemic #CoronaVirusUpdate #EverybodyRun

Wake up in the morning and I play a quick game of MLB The Show because I need the tasty goodness of completely ruining a child's day before I can start mine. #Baseball #Dingers #MLBTheShow

Alright, you Anti Quarantine idiots...it's going to be 30 Degrees all week. Now God is telling you to stay inside. #Quarantine #AntiQuarantine #HardNips

Honestly surprised Trump didn't Honor the four Minneapolis cops with a Heroic, misspelled tweet. #Trump #GeorgeFloyd #BlackLivesMatter #MinneapolisPoliceMurderdHim

I don't mean to sound racist here, but...did you feel your butthole start to tighten up reading that? You're welcome 😉 #BlackLivesMatter #JusticeForFloyd #butthole

🤞🤞 that #DrewBrees slips a couple spots in #FantasyFootball Drafts this year. #IDGAF #AllTDsMatter

*one black person to another after every other race is exterminated* "Okay...NOW ALL Lives Matter." *they laugh together as they high five* *freeze frame* *roll credits* #BlackLivesMatter #AllLivesMatter #Extermination

Washington is changing its name to WSH Football Team and I 👏 AM 👏 OFFENDED! My ancestors are Football Team and it's disrespectful to what all Football Team have been through 😤 #ChangeItAgain #WashingtonRedskins #WashingtonFootballTeam

I'm with T🥁mmy L33...If Orange Wins, I'm Leaving! Somebody watch my kid #F45 #TommyLee

Brilliant strategy getting #COVID by the #AtlantaFalcons! Zero Win Percentage equals #1 Pick. #CovidForTrevor

Has anyone made a My Summer Plans and then #DakPrescott's ankle being Covid meme? #coronavirus

Normalize getting gay with your morning coffee.

Cardi B got that WAP...Wide Ass Pancakenipples! #WAP #CardiB

Follow Me and I'll Follow You Back...like a total creep LOL 😐

Low-key hope Biden turns to the camera right after the Inauguration and says "Yeah...we totally stole that shit. Haha s-s-suck it, losers." #Inauguration2021

Also low-key hope right after Biden's Inauguration, that he steps down and puts Kamala in charge. A Black Woman running things!! The joy knowing how many heart attacks that would give old MAGA idiots would keep me warm through the rest of winter! #Inauguration2021

Welcome To Inaugurationnnnnn Twenty Twentyyyyy Onnnnnneee!! 🎶 Certified freak, seven days a week, wet ass pussy, makin' pull-out games weak 🎶 #Inauguration2021

Trump is set to issue over 100 pardons before leaving office this week. Hope he also pardons my French and sucks a oui oui! #TrumpPardons

*takes long drag off cigarette* .....Ya know, this country went to shit after they got rid of Wet T-Shirt Contests. #2021