one thing about January is that she's going to make sure you feel all 31 of her days

please, diva was my father. call me boots

Archduke Franz Ferdinand you have to stop. Your Bosnia is too annexed. Your Balkan region too different. Your monarchy too dual. They'll kill you.

it can be so over 6 times, as long as you’re so back 7 times

bread lowkey gets moldy too fast... i have a life

If we were TWO Lego blocks even the Harvard University Graduating class of 2010 couldn't put us back together again

left her husband, hooked up with her ex, and got a nose job all in the same week. she is the people’s princess.

She thinks she just fell out of a coconut tree

your 20s are all about repeatedly rediscovering basic facts like "I feel better when I wash my face" or "eating breakfast is actually a great idea"

Real Housewives Of Nastlanta

Didn't get to see the end of the cool dream I was having. Because of woke

when i get to the sea i wanna hear those

Oh I love her music!

gay people seeing the color green in public

gays be like “pics from my photoshoot” and “new modeling pics” and it’s really just pictures taken by the local pervert with a camera for free

“coca cola can clean rust off a car” ok? good. i don’t want rust in my stomach