my dad "watching tv" any time after 8pm

Obsessed with this guy on the US men's gymnastics team who's only job is pommel horse, so he just sits there until he's activated like a sleeper agent, whips off his glasses like Clark Kent and does a pommel horse routine that helps deliver the team its first medal in 16 years.

HOLY 📸 YOOOO (@statmusewolves)

The early success for the Vikings is great because it makes them more valuable for when we inevitably sacrifice them to the gods for a Timberwolves championship this season

I did not realize how much of my adult life would be spent thinking about protein

Sam Darnold sets Houston on fire with 4 TDS to lead the Vikings to 3-0 🔥⚔️ He leads the league in TD passes

here’s a clip about the story:

Vikings gonna get to the Super Bowl and then world war 3 will start and it will get cancelled

If you haven’t heard the whole story about how KAT attended Jon Krawczynski’s daughters soccer game the day after being traded, you must! Here is Jon Krawczysnki explaining it on Dan Barreiro’s show yesterday.

COURTNEY WILLIAMS WITH A MASSIVE 3 TO TIE THE GAME OH MY GOSH

y’all really let us get both of them ????

the day you've all been waiting for.

LEGENDARY

It’s perfect.

roll the credits…

The 2 hours online immediately after a playoff win is my drug of choice

Anthony Edwards selected Timothee Chalamet as White Boy of the Year on his award show😭😭 (via Anthony Edwards YouTube)

I believe him