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Brittany Terwilliger

@brttnyblm

Author of THE INSATIABLES from @ChiReviewPress, Managing Editor at @pitheadchapel, future ghost

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My dog just got over a horrible case of gastroenteritis that cost me hundreds of dollars in vet bills and yet here he is trying to snarf down an old parking lot chicken nugget like he has learned absolutely nothing

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Again and again throughout my life, my gut feelings have turned out to be accurate. And yet people who obfuscate and hide things are always so convincing, they are so good at convincing you that you are crazy and wrong. Trust your gut.

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I bought an old house in 2020 in need of major work, spent 5 years renovating, and was enormously relieved to finally sell it this spring, so why am I now on Zillow looking at old houses again 😂🤡

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One of my coworkers was interviewing a job candidate yesterday and could see this guy typing the interview questions into ChatGPT and reading the answers off his screen. Humanity is doomed.

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In this week’s edition of things my 8yo niece says that no one could ever predict: “ever since I was little I’ve wanted to break a bone”