I’m just a girl standing in front of my fridge hoping a cheesecake will appear

me in public listening to other peoples conversations which is obviously none of my business:

Who else?

I mind my business but I also notice everything.

when my yapping battery runs out i just sit there like this

"Wyd after work?" Me already in bed:

Flare Guns but featuring Cardi B

They will never be Him

Mood

Telling my kids this was George Washington

this is how i look walking into chilis

After drinking all night, hungry af and someone says "Whataburger run?" x.com/HollyAnderson/…

Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust shaaaaaaaaare my screeeeeeen... okaycanyouseeit?

shawn mendes’ vocals are so underrated my mans a vocalist

it‘s literally only october third like have you guys even tried starting the month off with some happiness

"Sorry can't come out tonight, super busy"

Yes we do

Football team captain