me to my 4 year old son: i just got off the phone with santa and he is so angry about what you did that i am genuinely afraid for your life. we need to put you in hiding because at this point i think he would even kill me to get to you.

Getting out of jury duty by insisting I was involved with the crime

what Barack Obama would say if you walked up to him in a video game and pressed A

now i can watch the movie and read the book at the same time

I know you're all getting mighty tired of seeing typography on your timeline today! But here's a pretext.js demo that (hopefully) isn't a crime against justification and indentation.

Hollywood is getting cooked This scenes looks like a movie Made with Seedance 2.0

star trek tng will hit you with the greatest episode you've ever seen and then the next is something like this

AI is very good at writing code and dangerously mediocre at building software.

Bsky devs are the bravest people known to man

imagine monitoring the situation from here

Dario Amodei in a recent interview: "given rates of progress, I think we're around 3-6 months from 90% of code on github being written for Garry Tan's websites"

This is what I wanted to say about the DLSS5 freakout (though the tech needs more work and to be used with some care)

R/GA This is Major Tom to tech support I’m clicking on the tab But it’s acting in a most peculiar way And the menu ribbon looks quite different today

“I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.”

$1200/mo plus utilities

> rebase