On the occasion of Coachella's opening weekend, let us pause to honor all the impractical and expensive Coachella activation ideas that are no longer with us

Customer service is horrendous, product quality is horrible, digital presence is a pain to navigate, and prices are inflated, but you moved your lips to complain that advertising doesn't work.

Uh huh. Right. Advertising is the problem.

I am scared of everyone on work calls at the airport

When AI hallucinates on the job it's like 'oh that happens sometimes' but when I do it, now it's an HR thing

Me explaining to finance why I am only 20% billable

Old co-worker: that time when we worked on that thing... that was insane, they were were insane, right?

Me: Yep.

OCW: OK just checking.

Me: I love you.

OCW: I love you.

< FIN >

Like the eclipse, my portfolio should not be looked at directly for very long

'It's only an internal' you mean a review with the most exacting, cynical, ambitious, overeducated judges you have ever met? I'm sure it will be fine.

NEVER

(Baby appears on call)

Ohhhhhhh is that your little one?? So cuuuuute!

Has he signed the NDA?

Opening Twitter to find you have been reverified