Got lost, asked for directions and burst into tears right after they said “go west”. Do I look like the kind of person who would know where west is?

she pissed me off today

Pleading insanity in small claims court

Kate Bush when she sees a hill

body so tea the british are coming

being a woman in your twenties is mostly about experiencing horrors and having sweet treats every single day

When people give me directions and say ‘you can’t miss it’— Buddy you have no fucking idea of what I’m capable of

I sure do say “no worries” a lot for someone who is in fact riddled with worries

Little boys were saying “your body, my choice” to little girls at school today. But tell us more about the scary books in the library.

Ain’t no secrets in this chamber

the person i see in the self checkout camera is not who i am in my heart

this year felt like being awake during surgery

ever since i was a little girl i knew no man could ever tell me what the fuck to do

first date questionnaire: - would u abandon me - do u see yourself abandoning me - would u ever consider abandoning me - how would you abandon me if u did - if you were to abandon me what would be the first signs

It's her day 💗