Met Gala? I’d rather “Get Mala” Noodles from Dunhuang Miss Noodle, 531 Myrtle Avenue, Brooklyn, NY 11205

Drake’s new track is entirely “my ‘I am not a pedophile tshirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the tshirt’”

demi is a national treasure

as a percent of his net worth, buying a $300,000,000 mega yacht is the equivalent of the median american buying a refurbished nintendo switch. absolutely fucked that one person controls this much wealth.

A ragtag group of bards roaming the land playing their little songs from tavern to tavern. Selling their wares and purchasing provisions. Yeah tour and DND are like the EXACT same thing

Dental hygienist: you have to floss more. stop drinking so much coffee and tea. You CANNOT go on living like this

Dentist: (holding my jaw to inspect it like a prized horse) yup lookin good

gonna cut out the middle man, start ingesting macroplastics

Kendrick Lamar methodically dismantling Drake's entire identity and psyche using raps of James Joyce level semantic complexity might give us all the fresh start we need

(Tearing up when its my turn in the rap battle) I hate you I hate you I hate you

they have a file upload field :))) interesting!

🎶 the vengabus is coming
You hear the distant humming
You stink of sweat & fear
The vengabus draws near
Its chase won't be abated
Until its thirst is sated
Don't stop to look behind you
The vengabus will find you 🎶

weed bands be like “hey have you guys heard of WEED”

My Chemical Romance as an opener in 2002 at the El-n-Gee (200 cap, maybe?) in New London, Connecticut.

i love when the 4th song on an album has a real strong '4th song on an album' feeling. when it kicks in it's just like yes, this feels exactly like what the 4th song on this album would feel like.

i haven't seen a single AI music video that is more compelling and artistic than the windows 95 pipes screensaver youtube.com/watch?v=MKqrLG…

It's incredible the way Eric Adams hasn't handled one thing right the entire time he's been in office.

they should put a thumbs down on linkedin, immediate ecosystem chaos

Gabrielle Drolet was only 25 when she painted a bunch rats coming out of the sewer grate

i love to live in the liberal bastion of new york city, where my choices today for mayor are an ex-cop who lives in new jersey and talks like he's been struck by lightning too many times OR the wannabe cop who wears a special crimefighting hat