Look at that subtle riffing. The tasteful whimsy

pavlo talking to an anti-vaxxer: nice broom loser, where did you get that honking huge nose and puke green skin, FREAK?!! 😆

talking to a liberal communist who lives in a polycule in slab city: looking witchy af dude 😉 your shredded robes are a vibe king, whoah that cackle was 🔥

Scoreboard

I love body shaming people who disagree with me politically but if you’re my friend and you’re built like that you’re a beast and I see you as awesome

pavlo There are a few hints through out the show for the keen eyed watcher but most casual viewers will probably not pick up on those

Listening To Elliot Smith Looking Out The Window

Am I on twitter?
Hell yeah.

Did I text back?
Fuck no.

Did I see your sub tweet?
Surely did.

Do I give a fuck?
Fuck no.

pavlo 400 bc had Sock rities 2024 has Pavlo

Wild how this pick-up artist account’s dating advice is just “Be a pedophile”

coping with a break-up

Girls: entering my “ornery slut” era ! 💅🏻

Guys: I am going to join a monastery ☸️or do adderall and jack-off all day🧴

Scrotcher the cat: Murder-suicide. It was a fucking bloodbath

This shit is like Cocomelon for twitter users

Love my friends

Guy smoking on the train keeps repeating to himself “this is not normal weed 😂 💨 Yoooooo 😭”

I would love to grind up yoda and smoke him like weed

They’re rounding up everyone who ever smoked pot and executing them tomorrow at 9pm :/

Modern dating is cooked

Taylor Swift: Touch me while your bros play grand theft auto

Me, her boyfriend, chuckling: Taylor, Taylor, Taylor…don’t you know it’s about Fortnite now? Sorry sweetie, the boys come before you do 😉

Post Malone, chiming in: 🎶 this homo gotta have an aiMMMbot 🎶

Zoomer Husband: the way this meat loaf is undercooked, like 👇😂

Zoomer Wife: bruh..the way I’ll never forgive you for what you did tho 🫵😆

Zoomer Prisoner tied to our radiator: nahh it’s the way I’m dying of thirst and Will never see my family again 💀👆🏻