they should put me on hot ones. I haven't done anything noteworthy in my life but I do enjoy a free meal

do yourself a favor and go see METZtheband

unfortunate that smart phones didn't exist back during my middle school orchestra recital when I tripped over my own feet knocked over a whole row of stands and fell off the risers

are you a product designer who wants to work at the same company as me for some reason? apply today! or tomorrow, whenever you got time.

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wolves? in MY throne room??

your man card was revoked; prepare for your mandatory estradiol valerate injections. you can reapply for a man card six months after revocation but I assure you, at that point, you will no longer want to.

13 ferrets

it's really weird as a journalist googling an article you wrote a couple years ago and getting served an AI summary of your writing instead of the actual link

happy avril 14 by aphex twin to all who celebrate

(whispering to my date when the tempest starts at the beginning of The Tempest) that’s the tempest

8 band bill starts at 8pm. First band has an hour set. No one is sharing gear. There’s a backline but everyone is using combo amps. The promoter isn’t there. No set times. Ska show. Girlfriend wants to know if you can turn up boyfriend’s vocals. There’s one bathroom.

It Could Happen To You: in my late 30s and the event got moved to START at 11pm

cats love it when there’s a New Object

you remixed my track? actually I got it right the first time thanks tho

happy new METZtheband release day to all who celebrate metz.bandcamp.com/album/up-on-gr…

supply *and* demand? in this economy??

second stage turbine blade

saying 'hell yeah' at every possible opportunity is how I've learned to express gratitude