I don’t say “pause” because it’s stupid and homophobic, obviously. With that said, I just bought my son a lollipop. I asked him, “what’s the lollipop rule.” He said, “suck it, lick it, just don’t bite it.” I was sooo close to ayoooing that man out the store.

For the record, the lollipop rule is, “don’t bite it, cause you might choke.”

In my less enlightened days, I would joke that I’d be okay with my son being gay cause he’d never be able to beat me up. But I’ve enough gay niggas fight at this point to know that was stupid. A cross/windmill/jab/scratch combo is unbeatable.

I love Malcolm X, like everyone should. But I don’t admire him anymore. He died penniless after being gunned down in front of the wife and kids he left nothing to. When you have family, sometimes you gotta sit the fuck down.

My man could’ve got a job editing Ebony or Jet or some shit. Instead he got killed by Creole FBI agents whose soldiers are niggas that sell dry baked goods in suits when it’s hot outside.

Christianity was beaten and raped into us under bondage and it’s still somehow better than the Nation of Islam and those black righteous spacemen ni**ers that yell at women on the street in Philly and DC.

The only two celebrity deaths (not of old age) that made me legit upset, as opposed to shocked or confused, were Prodigy and Chance from I love New York. The former, of course. The latter, still not sure why it bothered me so much. Maybe cause he seemed..so kind? I don’t know.

I thought that at first, but I’m not so sure. People say free R Kelly everyday. Tory Lanez is one of the worst artists ever and has created a movement. Trump is president. The old rules are the old rules.

*Real. See, I’m still fucked up about it.

Hell On Earth Prodigy is pound for pound the greatest pure spitter ever. Only a few rappers have ever left Earth like “apostles warning”

Clipse adopted the dark. Mobb Deep was born in it.

And dude, I love Clipse. Like, maybe my 4th favorite rap group ever? Just after Mobb Deep.

My greatest miscalculation was thinking that Kanye was smart. I mean, he’s never been articulate, but equating that with intelligence is usually racist. He’s actually dumb and that’s why he’s where he’s at. But goddamn, that guitar solo on “Devil in a new dress”.

There can’t be any true revolution for Black Americans until we kill niggas like this. Or send them to the gulag (I’m trying to be a famous rapper so I can build a gulag). I’m serious by the way.

Like, the fact that this is in support of Puff is one thing. And an awful thing. But putting baby oil on yourself in public for ANY reason is grounds for the Gulag. We used to be dignified.

Whether on their albums or in our new interview, XfinityKnives and Brian Ennals do not hold back. The revolutionary duo on trials, travails, and the creative triumph 'A City Drowned In God’s Black Tears': stereogum.com/2314347/infini…

in may i spent a day moving around baltimore with XfinityKnives and Brian Ennals , getting a raw look at the trials and creative triumphs that went into the making of their stunning new album up at Stereogum stereogum.com/2314347/infini…

also, Brian Ennals played mary j. blige in the car all day and sent me into a 90s r&b tailspin for the week following

Chad Hugo did ALOT.

Infinity Knives and Brian Ennals are doing it like nobody else. I can barely believe this album exists.