we’re headed into our THIRD COVID WINTER so we should get to cancel daylight savings as a treat

November 1st:

i think about this everyday

Y’all be like “photo dump” and post pictures of the wall and some trash on the floor

this is absolutely the worst thing i’ve ever seen

Amazon is Santa for adults

Apply to jobs you aren’t qualified for. Lie on your resume. Leave friends as references. Build out fake portfolios. Make fake companies on linked in and link to them as former employers. Get the job figure it out. Don’t pay debts ever. Dislocate both shoulders boxing. Be a man

I have a very serious condition called "needing to be cozy all the time"

“Be careful what you wish for” ok I will be careful of a very large sandwich

i call everyone i see in public tony hawk just in case

The president of 2084 probably watching cocomelon right now

bowling tonight. puss in boots movie tomorrow. my life is amazing

sunday’s are meant for this

The football should randomly explode