the pitt cast has out cracked shipped us

"you'd give oomfs your phone number?" my oomfs will be invited to my wedding someday and i'm serious

my biggest trauma.

Stop labelling things as adult content its australiaphobic

langdon and mel:

THEY ARE NOT COPS

3 minutes 17 seconds

“i hope you die” is weak. “i hope your comfort show becomes a meme in its 9th season and the trailer goes viral while everyone calls them cops instead of firefighters” is stronger. it’s possible. it’s terrifying. it happens to me every damn week.

Generational aura loss good lord

IDC! IT'S UNTIL HE'S MATHEMATICALLY OUT OF THE FIGHT #GR1ND

I don't think they should be letting a car compete in motorcycle races.

That’s a suspicious number of Kit Kats!

caps (2026) [3/22]

has this been done

April fools lasts for like 48 fucking hours for Australians in this cursed modern age

Been awake 2 hours and already fell for an April fools joke kms 💔

No more ‘dts fan’ it’s ‘Brad Pitt movie fan’

jack abbot you ARE the father