if you respond to emails and teams messages quickly then you can get away with basically anything at work

Almost unfathomable to me how much the Right is intentionally destroying the things that makes the US a wealthy, prestigious and powerful country

My entire life they only thing I knew my dad liked was bikes (raced in the Tour de France, owned a bike store) and Pee Wee Herman. I finally watched Pee Wee’s Big Adventure because I wanted to know what my dad’s sense of humor was like. It’s about a fucking bike.

After media reports & experts warned for months that drastic & sudden cuts at the Nat Weather Service by Trump could impair their forecasting ability & endanger lives during the storm season, TX officials blame an inaccurate forecast by NWS for the deadly results of the flood.

People keep talking about the “great wealth transfer” when the boomers die and pass on their houses, but it won’t be to their kids. It’ll be to the private equity firms that have been buying up care homes

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July 

there's a caste in american society that consumes as much blue-chip media (nyt, new yorker, npr) as possible and then quizzes each other on how closely they've read it to discern their place within the caste. i outwardly present as a member, i think, and it's been very awkward

You know who you are

I remember when my friend's family rented one of these for the Superbowl. We were living it up that night!

Erie 💜 Moon Mammoths

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There's nothing like rummaging around in the archives of a site that's been around since 2006, clicking on the links of the sites they recommend, and every single one being a dead link. An entire internet, lost. And we were told whatever we put online was forever.

Teeing off with an iron on a Par 5

stop throwing dildos on the court… you’re going to hurt one of us.

The Portland Pickles pulled a random fan out of the stands and he hit a BOMB

Engineering analysis: "Widening a car lane from 9 to 12 feet increases the risk of crashes because drivers speed up and get careless." Cultural response: "I don't like that so it can't be true."

I love this sport so much. You can watch it for decades and still see some stupid bullshit that you haven’t seen before.

These seinfeld references have me dying!!! Baltimore Orioles Orioles on MASN Kevin Brown Does Ben McDonald get any of them???

Attention Maga idiots. Trump was impeached for... Extorting a foreign leader for his own political gain And... Inciting an attempted coup d'etat Not because libtards don't like him.

Biden was the test case because he actually won. He did all he could to forgive student loans, passed the most climate change legislation of any POTUS, walked on the picket line and pulled out of Afghanistan among other things. But the left shat on him for his entire presidency.