Richard Tring (@boozytring) 's Twitter Profile
Richard Tring

@boozytring

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calendar_today12-05-2010 14:42:12

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Alexander Larman (@alexlarman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hugh Grant’s delivery of the line ‘wanking into a hanky’ in The Gentlemen is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Rest of the film’s pretty good, too.

TwEats Everything (@eats_everything) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Am I right in thinking that by the logic of the Govt today, I can follow my “instinct” & set up a big rig in a field, invite a load of people & we all get off our knackers?

Tony Robinson (@tony_robinson) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I love my country as much as anyone, but doesn’t having a prime minister’s aeroplane painted like a Union Jack make us look just a tiny bit shit?

David Wyllie (@journodave) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It's clear from the data coming in, that the United Kingdom is now facing a very serious, and potentially overwhelming, second wave of banana bread.

It's clear from the data coming in, that the United Kingdom is now facing a very serious, and potentially overwhelming, second wave of banana bread.
Scott Balcony (@scottbalcony) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Bloke I went to school with, on Facebook, is saying he’ll never take a vaccine because he “doesn’t know what’s in it”, which is a bit weird because I distinctly remember him putting a tab of LSD under his eyelid in R.E. once.

Nish Kumar (@mrnishkumar) 's Twitter Profile Photo

That Colston statue going in the drink, Trump losing and Nigella’s pronunciation of microwave are the only good things that happened this year.

Susie Dent (@susie_dent) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Word of the day is 'uhtceare' [uht-kay-ara, the 'h' as in the German 'ach']: Old English for 'sorrow before dawn', when you lie awake in the darkness and worry.

anjimile (@anjimilemusic) 's Twitter Profile Photo

one time I was in a zoom meeting and I muted myself because I had to fart. and then realized with horror that I had actually been muted the whole time up until that moment, so what I ACTUALLY did was UNMUTE myself and fart SUPER LOUDLY in the middle of this meeting

Nish Kumar (@mrnishkumar) 's Twitter Profile Photo

For no particular reason I’ve been googling GB News and it turns out they are owned by a company called All Perspectives. It’s a limited company so its full name is All Perspectives Limited. Anyway, I’ve laughed so much I’ve given myself a headache.

Fake Showbiz News (@fakeshowbiznews) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Kate Winslet says she laughed when she spotted a tax disc on a car windscreen the other day. “There’s been no legal obligation to display them since October 2014!” she chuckled

Kate Winslet says she laughed when she spotted a tax disc on a car windscreen the other day.

“There’s been no legal obligation to display them since October 2014!” she chuckled
Hugh Laurie (@hughlaurie) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The sun came out for 7 minutes. People stood in the street, staring at it like it was Halley’s comet. Dogs howled, children wept.