Breaking News, Keir Starmer states he will bring down the full force of the law on the Far Right protesters that don't protest as he had hoped.

The vicar from my local church has disappeared. Police are checking the missing parsons files.

I was going to buy a fan for my bedroom today but thought, fuck that, it's hard enough to sleep in this heat without some bastard standing chanting my name in the corner as well....

My grandfather didn't mind people coming round when he was working. Lovely man, terrible anaesthetist.

A young guy from New.Jersey. moves to Florida. He goes to a big “everything under one roof” store looking for a sales job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says, “Yeah. I was a salesman back in New Jersey.” Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him

Since the wife is eight months into her pregnancy, the husband has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he has been desperate for quite a while now. Just before lying down on the bed, she glances at him and sees the poor

An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. One evening when they were sitting in their armchairs he called over to her. "Can you hear me ?" No reponse. A few minutes later he asked her again, but this time a bit louder. "Can you hear me ?" Still no response. So

Allowing the Chinese to build this in the heart of London is complete and utter madness telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/08/0…

How many do we now have on the Security Services watch list ? Yvette Cooper Keir Starmer Rupert Lowe MP GB News

Well Well Well, who would have guessed Starmer would have written this? GB News Patrick Christys Martin Daubney 🇬🇧 Nana Akua

I have proof my iPhone spies on me. The old lady next door called. I just said a quick hi -I’ll call you back. Now my inbox is flooded with ads for Aloe Vera!

A group of electricians decided to meet up for a meal. At the restaurant the waiter asked if anyone wanted a starter. The reply was no, we'll just go straight to the mains.

I'm making a new documentary on how to fly a plane. We're currently filming the pilot.

Running into a stationary object can be very painful according to a recent pole.