You ever wake up and your first thought is "I think I understand the appeal of cocaine now"?

Tbh, I don't even like it when someone makes savory comments in the chatroom.

When it's 1:30 in the afternoon and your boss wants to know why you're still in bed.

Apropos of nothing, I just want to say that my new site "Nude Antarctica" is not intended to be viewed as a porn site.

*witty joke about this guy being named Bradley Cooper

🚨 wholesome tim walz posts also discovered on porn message board. "gosh the way this woman paid the pizza boy shows you just how resourceful everyday americans can be!"

Call the boys, Margaret. Alfred is posting bullshit again.

People being all judgmental like they could resist the raw sexual energy of a whale head collector.

They had to crop the photo once they realized the model was that hot Houthi dude.

If anyone needs me, I'm just writing a review of Dialectical and Historical Materialism.

How many phones you think Corbyn has tossed since Wednesday?

Texas driving tip: when a slower car is in front of you, no matter what lane they're in, you must tailgate them for at least a half mile before passing them.

Sometimes, I see all the suffering and injustice in the world and I ask God how he could let these things happen. Then I remember that we are a people that willingly choose to listen to Neil Young and I realize we have no one to blame but ourselves.