I want to be in the meeting where this idea was proposed

ok figured it out check my header

Dallas Sucks chants in Green Bay. Philly forever.

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I JUST KILLED ALDUIN AND I AM NOW A WORLD EATER. *This will mean nothing to most people but those who understand know that I just spent six months hunting that fucker. I am triumphant. I must rest now.

Chief Keef in the Garden of Eden by Christopher Henry

your mom

Damn Spotify knows me too well.

the feds wading into dangerous waters ⚠️

baja blasting off

if I was driving 65mph and I shifted my car into reverse . How bad would that be lol

this didn’t age too well boss

Trump has been impeached. The front-runners for the NFL MVP are a black quarterback and a white running back. The Warriors are the worst team in the NBA. What a time to be alive.

The rest of the NFL watching the Eagles and Cowboys battle it out for the NFC East

can’t stop thinking about that dog singing with perfect vibrato

LMFAOOOOO WAIT FOR THE END