The title of my next album.

Reform trying to create division and distrust where there is none. Literally lying about her constituency to foment the notion of lawless Britain when the reality is entirely different. Reform trying to stoke trouble and inflame hatred is out of hand.

Tomorrow's front page📰 Convicted US felon to arrive in Scotland

Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff speaking in another language. I said to them “Nice to see, to see you” Not one of them responded “Nice” I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S. We must confront them every time.

In an effort to relax and unwind during the night, Miss Angelica seems to have ripped the f*cker open!

Really enjoyed heading into the rehearsal rooms and chatting to the lovelies in the cast of Footballers’ Wives The Musical 🥰 and of course Dame Arlene Phillips ❤️ Lots of fun chats - have a listen if you can

As always, an Aperol to begin my #Edfringe

wow i can't believe ghislaine maxwell committed suicide next week

Didn’t have Kieran Hodgson mentioning Scarborough via Malton on my #edfringe bingo card

Absolutely despicable from Labour. Alison Hume MP this is not what we voted for. Punching down at one of the most vulnerable group is a horrendous look. Trying to out-Farage will not end well. You will never get my vote if Labour implement this. Please steer Lab away from this

How can Ann frigging Widdecombe be taking a more sensitive and thoughtful approach towards trans people than The Labour Party - how!!! What madness is this?

You’ve got to question how much the newly-launched EFFTA (Edinburgh Festival Fringe Theatre Award) mean when they include The Mumble as one of their accredited sites - when The Stage revealed they were offering reviews for £30. To charge any money for an #Edfringe review renders

Grown men bullying this girl online has been stomach churning. Absolutely pathetic.

MAGA hats, Reform FC shirts…what is it about the populist right and flogging cheap tat?

So proud of Britain that you don’t learn the language. It’s who, not whom. 🙄

Upside down Union flag.

Despite evidence that people cannot be trusted to put a X in the right box, here’s your chance not to f*ck it up… Vote Moyet 🗳️ (thanking you x)

Robin in London. Am woken up by a rattling sound at 4 in the morning. Look up and there’s 🐈‍⬛ Motsi on the bed with not one but three of her favourite rattly toy mice 🙄 Go back to sleep: KLUNK! Am woken up by my little idiot dropping one of the aforementioned mice on my head 🤕

A lovely #Scarborough day 🌞

Why do people who call themselves patriots - do Nazi salutes, vandalise & loot the country, malign & denigrate the UK, attack the British police, & believe that right wing millionaires will take care of them...