Intern in my company: “No no, this is my treat - don’t worry!” My engineer friend making ₹1 Cr: “You owe me 378.2 for this lunch.”

“Hypocrisy is the audacity to preach integrity from a den of corruption.” – Wes Fesler

So a film called ‘Stree’ has beaten the lifetime collection of ‘Animal’. Someone check if Vanga is ok.

Received two calls today one from FedEx and another from the Telecom department. They asked me to press 1, I just disconnected the call.

Call me bae is a funride with tongue in cheek humour.

Lockdown taught us Work from home. Ram Rahim taught us Jail from home. Lawrence taught us work from Jail. Law and order taught us do nothing.

Now what...send #ED and #CBI to harass Justin Trudeau?

ಸೂರ್ಯನಿಗೆ, ಚಂದ್ರನಿಗೆ, ತಾರೆಗಳಿಗೆ ಇಲ್ಲದ ಅಹಂಕಾರ, ಈ ನೆರೆಮನೆಯ ಹಣತೆಯ ಜ್ಯೋತಿಗೆ ಯಾಕಯ್ಯ?? ಆ ಗೋವಿಂದನೇ ಬಲ್ಲ.

ಜ್ಯೋತಿ ಹೇಳಿತಂತೆ - ನನ್ನಿಂದಲೇ ನಿನಗೆ ಬೆಳಕು, ನಾನಿಲ್ಲದಿದ್ದರೆ ನಿನಗೆ ಅಂಧಕಾರ ಅತ್ತ ಆಗಸದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೂರ್ಯನು, ಇದ್ಯಾವುದರ ಪರಿವೆಯೇ ಇಲ್ಲದೆ ಬೆಳಗುತ್ತಿತ್ತಂತೆ. ಅದೇ ಸೂರ್ಯನ ಬೆಳಕಿನಿಂದ ಚಂದ್ರನು ಹೊಳೆಯುತ್ತಿತ್ತಂತೆ.

Bachpan waala India. Regardless of the weather, our dinner time was at 7:00 PM and bed time was 10:00 Eating out at a restaurant was a huge deal, a rarity actually, that only happened when it was a birthday or a very special occasion to celebrate. There was no such thing as

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction, well, sometimes some people act deliberately just to see the reaction and then they can enact like a victim.

Be nice to everyone on your way up, cause you just might have to pass them again one day on your way down.

Tailors.. if one requests alterations of a 2-inch sleeve reduction and a 1-inch chest reduction, they will instead reduce the chest by 2 inches without modifying the sleeves.

No rain, no wind and power outage for 12 hours MESCOM Official

ROMARIO SHEPHERD! ⚡️ That’s it. That’s the tweet. 🙇‍♂️