Def felt that one

Love this for them

Your favorite earthquake bot got a mention here, hot off the press: nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna6…

They post earthquake alerts. They share pictures of possums. They quote children's books. They are the good bots of Twitter. Can they survive Elon Musk? on.wsj.com/3xq456X

A 4.6 magnitude earthquake occurred 0.62mi SW of Lytle Creek, California. Details: eqbot.com/ZDy Map: eqbot.com/ZDX

An important message from the CEO of Alaska Airlines

A 4.5 magnitude earthquake occurred 1.24mi WSW of San Bernardino, California. Details: eqbot.com/Z6y Map: eqbot.com/Z6X

Felt this badboy

🔥 🔥 🔥

One of my favorite facets of the Trump campaign crashing and burning is the Republican senators who voted against the Jan 6th impeachment having their vote come back around to bite them. They could have done the right thing and stopped him then, but instead they get to lose.

Remember, for every hype political rally there is a loading dock full of degenerate stagehands ripping the biggest vape clouds you’ve ever seen while they wait for it to end.

Never underestimate the value in rigging your microwave to run with the door open

bestie, im pretty sure coordinating with a superpac is super illegal

every one of my user-seconds is regretted