Bravo! This is why I would give JetBrains a kidney if they asked

Copy and paste but change what the bunny is holding (\_/) ( •_•) / >🍜

I knew out of control German class names must exist. Now it’s confirmed, and they do NOT disappoint 😙👌

So you're telling me the source of like ~90% of npm install failures is going away!?

"Every programmer occasionally, when nobody’s home, turns off the lights, pours a glass of scotch, puts on some light German electronica, and opens up a file on their computer." One of my favorite-ever pieces of writing by John Luck Pickerd stilldrinking.org/programming-su…

AUTOEXEC.BAT

“Falling in love with code means falling in love with problem solving and being a part of a forever ongoing conversation.” - Kathryn Barrett

This looks absolutely sick. I thought about writing something like this as a package, but it’s better to have it in the framework

One of my main pet peeves in life

Just saw an ad for "1.7+" years of Laravel experience. Good to see companies have moved on from absurdly high to absurdly specific experience requirements

One (more) thing I really with PHP would steal from Java is inner classes/interfaces. Has there ever been a serious proposal to add these to the language?

“But objects can’t save themselves it violates the SRP!”

I quote this often and didn't realize it came from a tweet from 2012. 99% of refactoring and extending code boils down to this

If you get a git commit hash with only base-10 digits that’s seven years good luck

Actual software development is 90% psychology not math and that's why pure FP will always be niche

Whenever I see this on the FedEx app I think of the KRAZAM microservices video. “First we have to call Bingo, because Bingo knows everyone’s name-o.” Would love to see a whiteboard diagram of their backend

Mine rhymes with SchmavaScript. (SchmypeScript makes it a bit better, I admit)

My experience bears this out. Build rot is real, and it’s coming for your code!