Why should I plan for the future? I think the future needs to take some responsibility here and plan for itself.

I’ve tried to imagine what life would be like in someone else’s shoes, but it’s impossible. I don’t wear shoes!

Want to see a magic trick? I do too! I sure wish one of us had one. Oh, well.

All I want for my birthday is a cake to rest my head on.

Plankton is small, but he has tons of small-sized relatives. So does he have a little big family, or a big little family? I’m so confused!

Home is where the rock is.

I consider myself a muscular guy! The gut is a very important muscle.

You shouldn’t play with your food, but talking quietly with it is okay.

They say don’t mess with success. But what if you succeed at making a mess?

I have a photographic memory! I have never once forgotten how to take a photo.

Robots were supposed to make our lives easier! All robots have done for me is make things I use, vacuum my floors and give me directions.

I need to go for a ride and feel the wind in my hair! But before that, I need hair.

Let’s play catch! I’ll throw the ball, and then you … uh … Do you know any simpler games?

SpongeBob doesn’t have a mean bone in his body. He keeps his mean bones in a box in the yard.

I don't understand flowers. Why does something that looks so good taste so bad?

I like bicycles a lot! It’s just that riding-on-top-of-them part I’m not so fond of.

10. Plants have it so easy. They never have to get up.

This sand castle will serve as a permanent monument to my friendship with SpongeBob. So back off, wave!

Some things can stand the test of time, but I can't stand the test of math.

Want to know what's shocking? I have another belly button inside my belly button! Also, electricity. Electricity is shocking.