I'm too grown to be meeting new cousins, if you wasn't at granny house fuck y'all 😭

how it feels saying "Maybe" to plans i am 100% not attending

Don’t be sorry hoe, just do it ✔️

Gas almost cinco de fucking dollars..

Bron is the master of putting up stats and losing... and then having his fanbase blame everyone else... its a phenomenal grift

you ever at work and realise the job isn't even hard, it's the people who make it exhausting? 😭

niggas think Wayne got fly cus of Dipset but it really was cus of Spitta

The ATM ask 25 questions... can you please HURRY UP before I get robbed

Nigga stop drivin dat girl shit

niggas can’t even be antisocial in peace

How do I explain to people that I can just slip into my nonverbal mood and it has nothing to do with anyone.

Me minding my own business but still noticing everything

The quiet person at work knows this

Work beef is so uncalled for bro just do ur job

when you find a mistake at work but it’s also Friday:

Water yo own grass

Hey shannon sharpe, no player is averaging 8 assists in the triangle. Speaking on Kobe & just loud & wrong. Fisher did not RUN the offense. The triangle doesn't need a PG run or initiate it. Talk about "diminishing" when you don't know what you're talking about.