Happy Easter after a day scoffing chocolate I'll probably feel like this #HappyEasterSunday

Box of FerreroRocher down yet I don't feel like 'Monsieur, with these Rocher you're really spoiling us.' I feel sick

If only politicians spoke into one of these debates and speeches would become alot shorter #BallotBallad pic.x.com/ApqKQW9EX0

2 ex Kidsgrove CC professionals batting for DD Albie Morkel and imran Tahir #IPL2015 #honourplaywithboth

Richie Benaud RIP heavens got another great to the legends team #RIPRichie

The end of the week brings a great sense of happiness no matter how shit the weeks been it can always be drunk away on a Friday night #TFIF

No wonder gambling anonymous are so busy I've lost a fiver on the national an feel like cutting my arm off #badbet #GrandNational

Just seen the new Warburtons advert with Sylvester Stallone making bread macho what's next Arnold advertising crumpets #topadvert

Whats this new show ITV with Holly Willoughby all I've seen is a low cut top everything else is a blur will tune in next week #PlayToTheWhistle

Start of cricket season tomorrow I'm sure I had more kit last year oh well all my kits packed now #miteneedlendsum

It's here 20+ weeks of blood, sweat, tears, ups and downs and everything in between but we love the new cricket season #goodlucktoall

Today is the well known St George's day known across all the lands for sea thank god for him who else would of made Karma chameleon

It's a sunny Sunday which can mean only one thing chilled afternoon watching Kidsgrove CC 2nd 11 in the cup might squeeze a beer in!!!

32 minutes wasted on hold to HM Revenue & Customs and still no joy!!! #painfull

At the sad loss of Keith Harris, Orville remains quiet he's made no comments on the sad news!! I thought that bird could talk!!!

Been sick in the clough was the least of Ryan Davis troubles #lol @TomL4832 Richard hagan Stephen Buckley

No bank holiday is complete with out watching at least two shit films #hangovercure #chillday

2nd day of my detox I'll be glad when it's over Thursday!!