What's baffling is the military can do loads better for almost half the money per head (for three meals a day). UK Army is £5.60-£6.00 a day. NHS hospitals are £5-10 a day.

They cast a white british woman to play a white british woman and the right wing culture war freaks are *still* pissing and shitting themselves in the replies about DEI y'all couldn't be bigger fucking losers if you tried lmfao

GETTING READY TO MAKE HISTORY

All I want in the world is to watch the new Traitors USA series but Peacock is locked downnnn :(

Met so many cute lil dogs this weekend 🐾

“a girl” and it’s this skinny legend

Dinner with the girls was cute but I’m now training new staff all day and out for dinner again tonight and I’m sleepy

Angela Bassett lost the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress to Jamie Lee Curtis in 2023 and I will never, ever understand this decision. It remains one of the Academy’s biggest mistakes. Bassett was exceptional here and that’s coming from someone who doesn’t obsess over the MCU.

‘Fate: The Winx Saga’ premiered 5 years ago today. It was cancelled after 2 seasons.

Fun #oscars fact: Today, Emma Stone becomes the youngest woman ever in Academy history to secure 7 Oscar nominations at age 37. The record was previously held by Meryl Streep at age 38.

Would you prefer to be: #TraitorsUK

What the fuck are these Hyrox divas carrying around in these huge ass backpacks

at this point daniel roseberry is only competing with his own last schiaparelli collection every couture season, this collection is just groundbreaking

Winsome Manchester, 10/10, utter perfection

if you are not into the indian fashion scene in 2026, then what are you even doing? this show by gaurav gupta, inspired by indian philosophy is a sight to behold.

ironically enough it is also considered essential viewing ahead of having a conversation with me

I thought this was cute for the bathroom but Jamie’s not sure? 🍑 etsy.com/uk/listing/445…

I don’t remember a single film with such an impressive female cast, only top-level actresses.

A random mum started talking to us at lunch, she mentioned her son was autistic, he was in his 20s, super polite. We all had a lovely chat, the Mum asked how me and Jamie knew each other & we said we’re married and the son just yelled “GAYYS!” I’m literally still laughing

Top speed yesterday was 44.4mph whilst skiing! It’s also the moment I tripped and went fucking flying and my hips killing me 🫠