be yourself so they can love the real u

in case y’all were wondering what to get me for Christmas, i wear a size Morgan Wallen concert tickets

laughing until you can’t breathe is therapeutic 😂

sometimes..

you can literally feel your energy being drained when you're around people you shouldn't be around

Life’s too short to not let your dog on the bed

The feminine urge to sit in my towel for 2 hours after I shower

Christmas is over. Time to start getting our bodies in Mardi Gras shape...so work on your long distance walking and raise your alcohol tolerance to robot levels while getting 43 minutes of sleep over a two week period

betty white was never supposed to die. everything means nothing

This halftime performance just united the world for a few minutes

By the time they get out of traffic it’s gon be the preseason

Sorry we couldn’t get it done. Proud of our team and our fans. Love these guys

Go easy on your peers today. Everybody tryna make it. Lift em up don’t put anyone down.

Well, shit. 💨💨 Koe Wetzel Snoop Dogg

Me tryna remember what tf I was gonna say:

I like to talk things out, I love clarity. let’s communicate.

imagine finding both love & friendship in the same person.