another highly successful evening of spending 2 hours trying to decide what to watch and instead just running out of time to watch anything.

Man Honestly Thinks He’s Going To Get To Bed Early bit.ly/3uu3X2M

Trying to get the bartender’s attention when you’re not hot

“happy earth day!” the earth:

I’m in a wool shop in Iceland and look what they’re selling 😭 the bernie mitts

dans le blablacar avec un mec délire école de commerce bde start up nation je lui ai dit que je voulais faire de la géographie il m’a fait un quizz des capitales et m’a demandé ce à quoi servait la recherche sachant qu’on connaissait déjà tous les pays

Remplacer la partie "remerciements" de son mémoire par "règlements de compte"

Who will be brave enough to film a screen test for a Christopher Walken biopic and set it during the day that he found out Natalie Wood died?

nothing to say about ricky gervais that james acaster hasn’t already said

crimes of the future (2022)

Watched 2 of my Favorite movies today… HENRY Portrait of a Serial Killer and Blue Velvet… #Classics

just came out of dune, was that rotting ear crawling with ants a little kiss to lynch? my heart…..