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Dr. Bates

@batesphysio

CEO, wife, physiologist, Eliza, professor, shenanigans, mother of my house. Pronouns: dr/dr Emojis: šŸ«€šŸ«šŸ–„ļøšŸ‘øšŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆšŸ§‘ā€šŸ³šŸ‘©ā€šŸ”¬šŸ‘°ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤±šŸ––šŸ½

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This thread I replied to is probably one of the weirdest takes I've read in a while. What did I wake up to? Apparently, if you don't engage every moment of your life with the scientific method, you're not a scientist? I'm glad that philosophy doesn't apply to doctors?

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Gahhhh! That feeling when a student brings you a figure for a paper that is a follow up on a previous publication and you realize you really like how they’re showing the data and wish you’d done it that way before.

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I just realized I only have to finish supply chain management and one more elective, and then I'm done with my MBA... 😳🫣😬

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I’m playing Google Feud with TD and absolutely failing at the science questions. I’d never think to google these things because they’re so simple. ā€œMom, you’re going to have to think like a dumbass for theseā€

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TD spent 20 minutes arguing with me that the trachea was a bone. I tried to explain that I have been studying the lungs for twice her lifetime, but she was ready to die on this hill. Until I googled it and showed her. Good she requires primary data over opinion?

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I feel for school kids now with parent contact apps. TD was tardy I knew within one minute of class start. The following conversation ensued… ā€œDude!ā€ ā€œI was in the bathroomā€ In her defense, my predictive text completes the sentence anytime I write ā€œrunningā€ with ā€œ10 min

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Biplane landed on our highway yesterday after it ran out of fuel. Most Iowa story I’ve read in a spell… kcrg.com/2024/10/20/pla…